The Official Hollywood Production Calendar

28-Nov-06 in Humor | No comments

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I just love this one!

This is a special calendar for handling Hollywood production work. But it can easily be alterated for use on productions around the globe.

Neg
Fri
Fri
Fri
Jud
Wed
Tue
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
16
15
14
12
11
10
9
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
32
30
28
27
26
25
24

  1. All rush shots are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a shot can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.
  2. Most shots are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.
  3. A handy “Judgement Day” has been added right after the three Fridays, as an extra incentive to assure the work WILL be deliverd THAT Friday.
  4. There are five new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs and added shots.
  5. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month’s last-minute panic shots.
  6. Monday morning hangovers are abolished all together with the removal of non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.
  7. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.
  8. We encourage all producers to move payday to Monday.

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