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Every DP is a God

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed or get my latest posts directly in your mailbox. Thanks for coming to the Foo!In the beginning God created the DP.
God saw the DP and said he was good.
The DP saw God and said: “Turn your head, I’d rather have it [...]

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Delightful electricians

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted?
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Fun with non-english Directors

Recently, at a meeting of the camera section of the BECTU, one DP told me the following story:
He was shooting a film with an Italian director in Australia. One [...]

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Fun with customs

The silliest thing I ever saw was when a military captain in Ghana demanded to inspect our exposed film to see if his picture was on it. We discreetly [...]

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God vs DP II

What’s the difference between God and a DP?
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God vs DP I

In the beginning God created the DP.
God saw the DP and said he was good.
The DP saw God and said: “Turn your head, I´d rather have it back-lit.”
God said:”But I am God!”
The DP said:”I don’t care who you are. Front-lighting is no [...]

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